To: Daffynition
Best thing to do if a bear is sticking his head through your cat door or into your tent is to punch him as hard as you can in the nose.
From what I understand it actually works quite well.
19 posted on
08/16/2015 7:07:44 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
“Best thing to do if a bear is sticking his head through your cat door or into your tent is to punch him as hard as you can in the nose.”
I read that works years ago.
22 posted on
08/16/2015 7:24:45 PM PDT by
rockinqsranch
((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
To: Jack Hydrazine
,,,or set a bear trap
25 posted on
08/16/2015 7:47:55 PM PDT by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Jack Hydrazine
Yeah, better to be last seen standing your ground with a griz than squirming and screaming like a little girl.
50 posted on
08/16/2015 8:35:19 PM PDT by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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