[Covenantor]

I am the president of the oldest Vespa club in North America.

Do you have one these?

;>)

[glasseye]

No, but I do have 7 pre 1970 Vespas.
One very much like that sans cannon, pity.
Plus 4 Lambrettas.
Think ‘super fun’ lawnmowers.
Keeps me off the streets...