Did you found Hillary emails? May be it has a functioning 3.5” floppy drive. You lucky bastard, I can’t imagine what kind of programs you can now run. A great score indeed.
And here is my quad core smartphone deciding to auto correct my spelling.
True story: The laptop I am typing this on I bought on eBay, about two or three years ago, a Dell D430, from a guy who won a government auction. On the laptop, which was password protected (I cracked it), was a sticker: “Property of the IRS”. The laptop came from the Cincinnati office.
The hard disk and the carrier for it were missing (as advertised in the auction) :(,
...which I replaced.