As for central_va, I don't want to reconstruct him. I think he's just fine the way he is. In fact, I like him. Several times, I've seen some flashes of humor, even though he probably thinks that interferes with this rebel image that he's been working on. I know he likes "Dixie" and I'll just bet he likes some other music, too. We'd get along. In my book, he's okay.
Alright then, as long as you say so. But I just don't like when he speaks Latin.