As per your post:
1. I will make America great again
2. Donald Hussein Trump Newbama!
3. Wooooooo!!!
4. I am the greatest!!!
5. Dont ask me anything, I will throw a fit and trash you on Twitter
Gee, who could that be? Jeb? Cruz? et al? As I said, you're about as subtle as Megyn. You tailor your snarks to fit only one person, then come on all doe-eyed that you never mentioned anyone by name. Your disingenuous would fit right in at MSNBC - or FOX.
All in the eye of the beholder
lol