To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Bill: Oh, you have to turn the dial on the iron to make it heat up?
8,076 posted on
12/09/2015 4:35:16 AM PST by
Tax-chick
(Maximizing my cultural appropriation.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; moose07; Darksheare
Bill: Oh, you have to turn the dial on the iron to make it heat up?Teach him that and prepare for the worst.
Bill? Why does your shirt smell of Eau de Cheddar?
8,078 posted on
12/09/2015 4:44:56 AM PST by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse the. news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Tax-chick
We unplug all small appliances when we’re not using them.
Which lead to a popular aphorism in our home. “The toaster toasts faster when you plug it in.”
8,088 posted on
12/09/2015 6:06:34 AM PST by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: Tax-chick
You should suggest to Bill that he run for President as a Democrat.
He sounds over-qualified.
8,089 posted on
12/09/2015 6:07:12 AM PST by
ArGee
(War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
To: Tax-chick
I hope that blond epidemic that Bill seems to be isn’t contagious...
8,092 posted on
12/09/2015 6:16:27 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(The body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety.)
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