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To: Gefn
LISTER: Can you give me a bacon sandwich with French mustard and black coffee?

The dispenser hums and produces a pair of gumboots.

LISTER: Your vocabulary unit's not working either.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Yeth, I know. Thith altho hath been reported to the Thkutterth. Thorry for the inconvenienthe.
LISTER: Can you just try and give me a black coffee?
DISPENSING MACHINE: I'll thertainly try. (Produces a bucket.)
LISTER: That's a bucket.
DISPENSING MACHINE: Thorry.

7,957 posted on 12/07/2015 7:31:11 AM PST by null and void (muslims don't kill people, Climate Change kills people!)
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To: null and void

I love Lister.

When I’m blue I think to myself it’s not that bad, I could have been born as AJ Rimmer.

That thought has gotten me through many existential 3 am dark nights of the soul.

It’s one of my all time favorite tv shows in the universe,


7,958 posted on 12/07/2015 7:41:16 AM PST by Gefn (I want to visit night's Plutonian shore.)
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