If I had Tom, I suspect he would be more of a benefit than a sad thing. I’m sure he has a ripping sense of humor!
And so, I am going to take my bad self to bed...it just seems like the right thing to do.
And with any luck, I will head for the barn and wish all good things to the Undeaders.
We keep Tom around for his sense of humor, and for his occasional superhero appearances as Adult Man.