Everything will be okay.
Just don’t make noises like a Dentist.....
So, I overheard this conversation on the Subway this morning.
One woman asks another, “So, how are things going at the nursing home these days?”
“Mostly good. Yesterday Clark Kent tripped and fell through two apartments. He’s really hard to pick up and then we had to move all three of them until we can make repairs.””
“Why don’t you just put Clark in the basement?”
“We wanted to do that, but he really likes the view from the higher floors. Of course, we had to seriously reinforce the windows to keep him from jumping out of them.”
“He can’t fly anymore?”
“Oh, he can fly, but his aim isn’t as good as it used to be and the neighboring building owners don’t like the repairs. Plus, he’s hard to find if he gets lost. Last time an Emirates Air pilot reported him over the UAE and it took FOREVER to get him back.”
“Oh, dear. And how’s Bruce Wayne?”
“Well, he’s stopped picking fights with Clark, so that’s a relief. I think mostly they were instigated by that Joker character because he made so much money off the betting...”
At that point they got off the Subway and I didn’t hear any more.
Just another day in Gotham/Metropolis. Thought I’d share.