[ArGee]

A few things I've learned working a few doors down from a Dunkin Donuts.

1. Don't go to the donut shop to scope hot bods
2. Don't rob a donut shop
3. Don't go into a donut shop and ask for earl grey (I actually saw someone try this. The Pakistani behind the counter said, "What is that?" I offered that it was a blend of tea. The guy behind the counter said, "We have black.")
4. Have your order ready when it's your turn. People waiting for their baked delicacies and their morning joe do not like to be delayed.
5. Along those lines, if you want some Europeanfru-fru half-calf with special milk and sweateners thingie in a cup, go to Starbucks. They're used to waiting while your order takes longer to say than it takes to make
6. DO NOT ask if they have diet or low-fat ANYTHING. That's just ridiculous
7. Along those lines, don't even mention your diet

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[Gefn]

The only low calorie thing in Dunkin Donuts is saccharine or Equal.

They sell six munchkins for a dollar. However, depending on the manager, they will sell you one for a quarter.

Always put something in the tip jar. The smile you get will warm your heart.

[Monkey Face]

I’m glad there are no donut shops nearby. Walking to them and back takes some of the sting out of sweet, unhealthy snacks, as I can dream I’m walking some calories off. Here, they are so far away that I would have to drive, and that isn’t good for calories, either!

So I just don’t go, thereby, saving my calorie burning for other efforts. Like laundry and shampooing the carpet...

[Monkey Face]

I’m glad there are no donut shops nearby. Walking to them and back takes some of the sting out of sweet, unhealthy snacks, as I can dream I’m walking some calories off. Here, they are so far away that I would have to drive, and that isn’t good for calories, either!

So I just don’t go, thereby, saving my calorie burning for other efforts. Like laundry and shampooing the carpet...