That’s why I usually threaten mine with a 22.
All this started because of a class action lawsuit against Starkist tuna, and the fact that they sold the 5 oz cans with less tuna than they should have. I joined the claim online and went to print the final form and couldn’t print it out.
I copied and pasted it to OpenOffice, and still couldn’t print, so here I am, waiting for all this the settle...