I just ran (drove) down the street to get a beer, and when I opened the cooler door, this really short, really old person said, “Me too!” I got my beer and held the door open for her and then it hit me: I said, “I’m not paying for it.”
As I started the car, she came out of the store...with no beer...sorry, but this low on funds, it’s all I can do to support my own habit, not help a stranger support theirs........ So stone me in the square.
OK... who’s waiting for the 00s?