A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

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[stephenjohnbanker]

“I found most of mine at overstock.com,”

Great! I a no crossa da street this way : )

[Monkey Face]

You can get the mattress pad there, too. It’s where I got mine. I think. Maybe it was Fingerhut, it was so long ago... But they probably have it.

Good luck on your search, and no crossa da streets to fine you stuff. ;o]

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL!

[ArGee]

Now, see, if we had those hoverboards like Steven Spielberg promised us we wouldn’t have to worry about crossing streets.

Or the hover cars.

Either way, one would just go over the other and all would be well.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Excellent point!

[ArGee]

So whose job was it to invent them?

Wait, it wasn't mine, was it?

<checking>

Nope, I don't see anything on my "to do" list about inventing hoverboards or hovercars.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Me either. I’m “tech-challenged”

[ArGee]

NNB? You know how to do stuff. Did you miss something, maybe on a day you were out fixing your tractor?

[ArGee]

I can do some techie-stuff but not anything having to do with gravity.

I can’t even jump. I’m totally gravitationally challenged.

[stephenjohnbanker]

“, maybe on a day you were out fixing your tractor?”

My John Deer ?

See? I can’t even spell it!!

[ArGee]

There’s a headline over on Ole’ Drudge’s page that reads, “STUDY: Too much TV can harm brain...”

I would say the reverse is also true.

[Monkey Face]

On my trip into Vegas this morning, I had to go by the intersection where the latest hit and run was. The body was lying in the median, covered with a yellow tarp. Each of the three streets that were at the particular area were blocked off, an one officer was standing about four feet from the tarp.

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

But I had to get my prescription, and that route was the easiest, safest (for me.) However, my BP was 201/97 because I got cut off twice on my way in. The first one, the front end of my truck was finally stopped about a foot from his rear...he cut across my lane to make a left turn.

NOT a good Wednesday.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I have seen 2 bodies on the street. Both were gang/drug related, as I later found out. Sorry you had to see this, Face. Try to take it easy for the rest of the day.

[ArGee]

I see a lot of deer when I go across NJ to PA.

Does that count?

I probably care more for the deer.

[ArGee]

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, SJB. It will stay with me for a while, but I’m sure I’ll recover. Pioneer stock, and all that, dontchaknow?

<3

XO

I don’t know who was drunk, probably the driver, but folks wear black at night, here. STUPID!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I needed that! Thanks!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Wearing black at night is an invitation to suicide.

[ArGee]

So is going through Central Park in any color, or naked.

[Tax-chick]

Very sorry about your experience. It would have been better if you could have stayed home!