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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: null and void; Tax-chick

There have been four pedestrian hit and runs this morning. That makes a total of eight for the week.

No wonder the locals have nicknamed the pedestrians “speed bumps.”


7,581 posted on 12/02/2015 7:02:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: null and void

Yes, well, you can keep both! LOL!

Hey! You weren’t wearing a beard when I saw you last! And you were only pleasingly plump.


7,582 posted on 12/02/2015 7:03:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah, I see.

I just gave Shannon her flea drops. She called me something I can’t repeat here.


7,583 posted on 12/02/2015 7:06:34 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Monkey Face

Q: What’s the difference between a dead pedestrian and a dead skunk?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk...


7,584 posted on 12/02/2015 7:08:24 AM PST by null and void (We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
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To: Tax-chick

Stay warm.


7,585 posted on 12/02/2015 7:08:51 AM PST by null and void (We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
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To: null and void

Yeah, that makes sense. I’ve never imagined your having a beard.


7,586 posted on 12/02/2015 7:10:59 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Think Santa.


7,587 posted on 12/02/2015 7:11:25 AM PST by null and void (We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
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To: Tax-chick

Shannon always was a mouthy little kitteh, unlike Jake who is mousey.


7,588 posted on 12/02/2015 7:11:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Monkey Face

The beard is seasonal.


7,589 posted on 12/02/2015 7:12:10 AM PST by null and void (We are AmeriCANs. We CAN learn, and learn from history, if we choose.)
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To: Monkey Face

Sally just put new Pure Bliss Catnip in Jake’s catnip mouse. He is extremely happy. I haven’t tried to give him the drops yet ;-).


7,590 posted on 12/02/2015 7:14:26 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

” It is a decadent pleasure,”

Who am I to knock it? Off to the store I go!


7,591 posted on 12/02/2015 7:20:31 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob

You will have to keep us informed of your first night in the warmth!

And don’t forget the flannel sheets!


7,592 posted on 12/02/2015 7:22:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void; Tax-chick

“No wonder the locals have nicknamed the pedestrians “speed bumps.””

I have noticed that people in AZ and NV don’t deal well with pedestrians. This includes cops, two of whom tried to run me over when I attempted to properly cross the street on different occasions.


7,593 posted on 12/02/2015 7:26:57 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I don’t cross the street much. Not sure what would happen if I tried.


7,594 posted on 12/02/2015 7:28:41 AM PST by Tax-chick (Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

“And don’t forget the flannel sheets!”

Uh....where does one buy “flannel” sheets ?


7,595 posted on 12/02/2015 7:31:37 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Tax-chick

I try to avoid crossing busy streets. I figure if even the cops will mow you down, it ain’t safe : )


7,596 posted on 12/02/2015 7:33:09 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I found most of mine at overstock.com, and some of the better stores have them in the bedding department. You could make a few calls to save running around. I love them!!


7,597 posted on 12/02/2015 7:34:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I just remembered that Walmart often carries them, too, or you could get microfiber sheets. Warmer and softer than percale and pretty popular.


7,598 posted on 12/02/2015 7:35:52 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have to go into the pain clinic this morning, but the street I usually take is closed because of the hit and run fatality at the intersection of Fremont and Charleston. Dang. It means I’ll have to leave earlier.


7,599 posted on 12/02/2015 7:37:50 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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To: Monkey Face

!


7,600 posted on 12/02/2015 7:38:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (The world is a mess because things are being loved and people are being used. It should be reversed.)
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