A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

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[NicknamedBob]

You don’t use your own stamps. You only do it if they are paying the postage.

I am uncertain whether it is a good idea or a bad one to leave your identification on the paperwork.

I am presuming that it will take a lo-o-ng time for a certain senior citizens group to realize that I am not old enough to join them yet. Give it another thirty years maybe.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. You can’t help your time zone!

I got up later than usual because we’d had a power flicker and my clock was blinking 12:00.

[Monkey Face]

If you’re talking about the same one I’m thinking of, they like to snag folks the minute they are 50, and lump them in with “Seniors.” I figure a senior is 70 or older, depending on how well they function.

If they are 80 and function well, they aren’t Seniors.

[Monkey Face]

I slept 11 hours. I guess I was just worn out from last week.

It’s 53, 40% and the wind is SE @12. Snow is expected on Mt. Charleston today, and that tells me that it’s going to be cold and wet this winter. Mt. Charleston had snow in September, and that’s never a good sign.

I got an email from the grandson who is on a mission, asking me for a tie. I don’t have money to buy him a tie. I don’t know how to tell him that. He has to wear a tie every day, so the more he has, be happier he will be. Now I feel really sad.

[ArGee]

Well, I’m glad they got it all.

I suppose you’re going to blame Dark’s coffee.

[ArGee]

Election day is a holiday in NYC.

I have no idea what’s on the ballot, but I’ll take the day off and fold my own clothes this laundry day and may be vote.

I won’t be around to annoy the UTers as much as usual, though.

[ArGee]

I, for one, toss all the AARP envlopes in the trash unopened.

I’m not supporting a libby lobbying group no matter how much savings I can get.

[Monkey Face]

I do the same with AARP and any “discounts” offered to people from other businesses.

Poke your head in once in a while, and enjoy the time off!

[null and void]

Nahhh, that takes over the brain, not the thyroid.

[moose07]

I hate posting to myself, but when I get up three hours after everyone else, that's what I seem to do best.

Done with a style and panache that can be matched by very few in this world.

[moose07]

Looks like an excuse to go. :)
Haven’t been to the home island since ‘94.

[moose07]

Excellent News,Nully.
Looks like you found a good Mechanic.

[null and void]

He mentioned in passing that he’d done tens of thousands of thyroidectomies....

[moose07]

I did find an English Tea Shoppe, but I have yet to explore the menu to see if they have crumpets.

If they don't they are fake, and an inspection must be carried out by the man-from-the-ministry.
Ye Olde English Tea Shoppe.....tourists just can't get their collective heads around that. :) Neither can a lot of natives. sigh.

[moose07]

Hmmm....
The good thing is, that you’re fixed.
:)

[null and void]

Apparently he used to work on British cars, he installed a drain for the inevitable leak...

[moose07]

Simply the Best, then.
It's not a leak, it is just marking its territory.
Just don't let him near your Electrics.

(Good to see the humour is still intact.)

[null and void]

Obviously he never worked on the electrics.

He didn’t try to reinstall smoke...

[moose07]

That would make your eyes water...

[Monkey Face]

Oh, Moosie! You are so sweet! LOL! Thanks!