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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Monkey Face

!!


501 posted on 08/10/2015 9:48:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Tax-chick

YOURS! W00t!


502 posted on 08/10/2015 9:49:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just a coincidence ...

Kathleen wants to go to the park now. I guess we’ll find some shoes and go.


503 posted on 08/10/2015 9:50:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Monkey Face

And without a bat, no less.

You’re welcome.


504 posted on 08/10/2015 10:03:55 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Tax-chick

You know, given what you’re trying to train Kathleen to do, that last sentence was pretty - er - interesting.


505 posted on 08/10/2015 10:04:49 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Bats are optional.


506 posted on 08/10/2015 11:06:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Tax-chick

I got a really nice card from a sometimes invisible boy. It made my day. ;o]

When I went out to check the mail Carlos was mowing the grass, and now I have to have a breathing treatment.

*sigh*


507 posted on 08/10/2015 11:08:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Tax-chick

My BFF Jerry, at the Muffler Shop says it would cost about $50 to run a diagnostic on the truck.

I could try the place in Boulder City that broke my other truck, but I still owe them money, they say. So I don’t know what to do...


508 posted on 08/10/2015 11:15:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, that’s pretty annoying.


509 posted on 08/10/2015 12:04:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: ArGee

LOL!


510 posted on 08/10/2015 12:08:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

REALLY annoying.

I have blisters on my left heel, and will have to go in the morning to get some antibiotic cream for it. I thought I had some, but I’m out. I even checked my truck first aid kit and all I found was one packet of antibiotic. *sigh* I’m also out of gauze pads and paper tape, so I need to replenish those, too. The only thing I have in abundance is anti-bacterial wash, cotton balls and cotton pads.

My feet are swollen for some unknown reason, and I can’t seem to get the swelling down... More salt, I think... But the swelling is why I have the blisters.

I really want to go to DMV Wednesday...I hope they give me a rebate for the year, rather than charge me, but I don’t know what to expect, never having done this before.

Life seems to be throwing me some curves, lately, and though they aren’t big ones, they are VERY, REALLY, HORRENDOUOSLY annoying.


511 posted on 08/10/2015 12:46:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Gefn; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Tea time kitty


512 posted on 08/10/2015 1:02:37 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Kewl!


513 posted on 08/10/2015 1:12:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

Notice the other cats standing back. They’ve played this before.


514 posted on 08/10/2015 1:19:50 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Wise, those felines are... ;o]


515 posted on 08/10/2015 1:26:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Covenantor

PS: I wish I knew how to check for sure about the solenoid in my truck. Do you know how I can do that? I don’t like the idea of paying $50 for someone to tell me it needs a $30 part.

Now is the time I wish I had live-in mechanic... *sigh*


516 posted on 08/10/2015 1:29:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ah, the old “death by a thousand really annoying curves” trick, eh?


517 posted on 08/10/2015 1:29:13 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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*sigh*

When I was a young single mother, I was angered and upset by all the “I’ll be glad to help you if...” proposals. These days, they don’t even pretend.

It’s more like, “You’re too old to give me what I want, so go somewhere else.”

And I know of absolutely NO female mechanics.


518 posted on 08/10/2015 1:32:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate poor grammer; more pacifically, "for all intensive purposes" is supposably correct.)
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Odd. I’m trying to remember this old vaudville song and I can’t find the lyrics on the Interthingie.

Why do they call them wild women?
Wild women, wild women?
Do they (something) or live in a cave?
I’ve never called on one that needed a shave!

Why do they call them wild women?
That’s been a puzzle to me?
Why do they call them wild women
When they’re just as tame as can be?

You’d think that’d be popular.


519 posted on 08/10/2015 1:34:23 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, if you had dentures...

Seriously, while men can be pretty awful, it’s also pretty expensive to run an auto shop. I would think the insurance alone would ratchet up the costs.

When I lived in NH I had a neighbor who ran a side business of fixing cars out of his detached garage. It went up in flames one night, probably due to the petroleum-based products he kept there.

Fortunately, his house was OK.


520 posted on 08/10/2015 1:36:31 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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