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[Tax-chick]

Jake has spots on his belly, too.

They all look like angels when they’re asleep.

[Gefn]

If they ever remake Casablanca. ( I hope they never do) this little guy could be the piano player.

Play it, Sam.

[Gefn]

Good morning Jake the angel.

[Tax-chick]

Jake hunted some birds this morning, but they got away. Our animal books say that hunting attempts fail much more often than they succeed!

[Monkey Face]

I had to go back and lie down. This is getting weird.

[Tax-chick]

It’s still not even 6:00 a.m. in your time zone. You’re just getting up, reading a little news, and then going back to bed until a sensible hour!

[Gefn]

Elmer Fudd had the same experience with hunting.

Prey would have to get away most of the time. Think how boring it would be to go hunting and always catch something.

You can never catch the red dot! Ha ha ha!

[Tax-chick]

“You can never catch the red dot!”

And even if you did, you couldn’t eat it.

Kathleen said, “I’m sorry, I’m afraid you’ve misunderstood,” but actually, we understand perfectly well that she doesn’t want to use the toilet.

[Monkey Face]

I was awake at 0330. Now that I’m back up (0558) I’ve already been to WinCo for some chocolate creamer and ribs, then stopped at Rebel for some laundry change.

I will call Jerry today to have him look at the truck, then will decide a course of action.

I got the creamer home and found it was chocolate caramel. GAH!!! Not going back.

[Monkey Face]

Too bad Kathleen’s not older — you could have her clean her own mess.

[NicknamedBob]

"Tom the Mocker wasn’t out hassling the cats this morning, but Bill the Cardinal is flaunting his feathers on the pergola."

So you've named the birds in your neighborhood with names you also used for your children.

By any chance, do you happen to have a friendly bat coming around that you call Vlad?

[Monkey Face]

*GAH*

I went to print out the Will and it won’t print. I’m using OpenOffice.org, and nothing has changed except for Win10. I don’t know how to make it go through the printer.

Can you help, please? (I HATE Windoze!)

[Tax-chick]

I have not noticed a friendly bat, no.

[NicknamedBob]

We were looking for Perseids last night, and saw a few friendly bats. Also fireflies, although I don’t know if the bats were friendly toward the fireflies.

[ArGee]

On your Win-tin-tin did you make sure your physical printer is your default printer?

Other than that, we can try the Team Viewer thing again sometime after 2:30 my time.

[Tax-chick]

Fireflies are poisonous to some animals, such as bearded dragons, but it’s possible they aren’t poisonous to your local bats.

I read Kathleen a book about bats last week.

[Monkey Face]

I will have to do that...I forgot. Thanks.

Stay tuned.

[ArGee]

I read Kathleen a book about bats last week.

That would be kewl. I have always been fascinated by the Major Leagues sticking with wooden bats. I've tried to imagine the metallic clang when I'm listening to a ball game over the radio but I can't. I've wondered if that wooden whack is why they keep the wooden bats. It might juice up the game more if they allowed aluminuminuminuminum ones.

[Monkey Face]

It took me a while to find it because I couldn’t find Control Panel, which is where I know to go. Anyway, it printed. Thanks for jogging my memory!

[Tax-chick]

*clang*