A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]

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[moose07]

Scientists have attempted to carry out experiments on the “dark brew”.
They are still waiting for the technological development of a containment field capable of holding it long enough to carry out a PH test.
Antimatter is safer.

[Covenantor]

[GoneSalt]

Salad bar.

[Darksheare]

“Antimatter is safer.”

It’s not that bad, honest.

[Tax-chick]

Congratulations on your success. I was having a lie-down with Jake. He’s even more friendly than usual now that he’s not being fed as often as he prefers.

[Tax-chick]

I was discussing Elen with my mother recently, and said she’s extremely good at getting along with people, forming a team, and building consensus ... but poor at math. Mom said, “Calculators can do math! The other stuff is what’s really important in life!”

[Monkey Face]

Calculators do math, but I found that I would go over and over my checkbook and each time, the balance would be different. I would begin to short-circuit before payday was even over.

It was only when AMEX came up with their brilliant checking plan that I was able to once again write checks instead of buy money orders.

The things some people can do so easily are real challenges to me, and often beyond my ability to comprehend.

I took a short nap, too, after losing my lunch. Now I want to go back to bed, but I have to figure out what to eat so I can take my pills. *sigh*

[Monkey Face]

You have FReepmail.

[ThomasThomas]

Who was killed in the board game Clue? I can’t remember if we were ever told.

[Tax-chick]

“Mr. Body.”

[Tax-chick]

[ArGee]

Couldn’t you convince the tire that it was really a 20” tire in a 16” tire’s body and then install it?

[ArGee]

Let’s see if I can even remember the four basic mathimatical operations.

Ambition, Destraction, Oglification, and Dirision?

[ArGee]

But Mr. Body actually self-identified as Ms. Body, which really threw off the investigation.

[ArGee]

Was someone killed? I presumed that since it could be done with a wrench, a rope, and a candlestick that it was replacing a fuse in a high part of the basement behind some plumbing.

[Covenantor]

The name of the victim was withheld pending notification of family....

[Covenantor]

“Reeling and Writhing of course, to begin with,’ the Mock Turtle replied, ‘and the different branches of arithmetic-ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.”

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Points for memory but your reeling and writhing needs a better spellcheck.

;>)

[Monkey Face]

That was too long ago for me to recall, Thomas! And I didn’t play Clue that much.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[Tax-chick]

And the three types of rocks: Ingenious, Sedentary, and Metaphoric.