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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Monkey Face

The lyrics were easy. “Zero, zero, zero, one ...”


1,121 posted on 08/16/2015 6:43:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Covenantor

Large foot!


1,122 posted on 08/16/2015 6:43:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

My brane is telling that what my eyes see doesn’t make sense. The Late Igor knew all about that stuff, having worked in aerospace after his navy career, but I just had to let it go. My brain doesn’t do math.

Clumsy me...as I was fumbling around in the dark for another sip of ice water, I knocked my 64oz mug to the floor and this time, the lid broke. I had used the last of the ice cubes, thinking this would last me til morning when the ice cube trays would be solid once more, so I not only lost all the cold water...it was the ice cubes as well.

*groan* I had to get up and turn the lamp on and mop up the water and it really irritated me that I could be so clumsy. It’s not the first time that happened. But this time, the lid broke.

I stopped at the Rebel station at the corner and they are all out. If I feel up to it in the morning, I will go to the only other one that’s close...about two miles away, and see if they have any.

For now, the lid is “repaired” with duct tape.


1,123 posted on 08/16/2015 7:07:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

*whispers*

(I hope it doesn’t cost too much. Last time [three years] it was $6.99, and then there is tax...and I’m running low on funds.)


1,124 posted on 08/16/2015 7:09:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Covenantor; moose07; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Teddy Roosevelt has to be our coolest President.
Rides a moose, and has the Teddy Bear named after him.

You have to admit that riding a moose and saving a bear cub that becomes a teddy bear, is way cool.


1,125 posted on 08/16/2015 7:46:51 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Covenantor

I’ve never been to Maine, and I’ve never seen a moose.

I have watched Bullwinkle. I have seen a picture of our Moose which was posted here. He’s quite good looking. IMHO. Alas, they aren’t real moose.

(The plural of moose is moose? )


1,126 posted on 08/16/2015 7:51:24 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: Gefn; Covenantor; moose07; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
"Teddy Roosevelt has to be our coolest President. Rides a moose ..."

I suspect that picture is not an accurate depiction. For one thing, Teddy's hands are in the position of one holding reins, but the moose obviously has no bridle to effect control.

The logical conclusion is that the "picture" is a PhotoShop confabulation.

1,127 posted on 08/16/2015 8:08:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh, you don’t let dead presidents have any fun!


1,128 posted on 08/16/2015 8:14:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick
"Oh, you don’t let dead presidents have any fun!"

Why, yes ma'am I certainly do. I tell them, all and sundry, "Get in my wallet!"

1,129 posted on 08/16/2015 8:16:58 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob
If everyone drove a Pious Prius...


1,130 posted on 08/16/2015 8:24:46 AM PDT by null and void (Support Islamic Repatriation)
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To: null and void

If everyone in the world was exactly like me ...

... they would still annoy the crap out of me.


1,131 posted on 08/16/2015 8:29:43 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob; Gefn; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; moose07; Darksheare
It is cropped from A New York Tribune newspaper that did a triptych photo-caricature of the three presidential candidates, each posed on the respective party's animal mascots.

Roosevelt on the moose, William Howard Taft on an elephant, and Woodrow Wilson on one of his family members, a jackass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427778/Famous-photo-Teddy-Roosevelt-riding-moose-revealed-FAKE-despite-doctored-1912-way-existence-Photoshop.html

While Ms. Cole is possibly qualified to be a book curator, a sort of backwoods one room librarian, she is woefully informed as to the re-touching and masking of photographic negative film. Her comments on the use of tape is risible. Clearly a child of this computer era and quite possibly an affirmative action hire.

The photograph is clearly a confabulation, but one involving techniques more than a hundred years old and never presented as anything else but a sort of cartoon.

That said Teddy Roosevelt was a bona fide pioneer in the hunting of rhinos, an admirable pursuit in which conservatives should indulge with glee.

1,132 posted on 08/16/2015 8:50:23 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: NicknamedBob; Gefn; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; moose07; Darksheare
It is cropped from A New York Tribune newspaper that did a triptych photo-caricature of the three presidential candidates, each posed on the respective party's animal mascots.

Roosevelt on the moose, William Howard Taft on an elephant, and Woodrow Wilson on one of his family members, a jackass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427778/Famous-photo-Teddy-Roosevelt-riding-moose-revealed-FAKE-despite-doctored-1912-way-existence-Photoshop.html

While Ms. Cole is possibly qualified to be a book curator, a sort of backwoods one room librarian, she is woefully uninformed as to the techniques involved in the re-touching and masking of photographic negative film. Her comments on the use of tape is risible. Clearly a child of this computer era and quite possibly an affirmative action hire.

The photograph is clearly a confabulation, but one involving techniques more than a hundred years old and never presented as anything else but a sort of cartoon.

That said Teddy Roosevelt was a bona fide pioneer in the hunting of rhinos, an admirable pursuit in which conservatives should indulge with glee.


1,133 posted on 08/16/2015 8:52:48 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Gefn

All of a sudden, my eyelids wanted to slam shut, so I took a nap for an hour. Dang. What did I miss? Besides dead presidents?

I have an authentic Teddy bear, 100th Anniversary edition.

It’s going to be about 110 or so again today. :o]


1,134 posted on 08/16/2015 8:56:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

Our forecast says 94.


1,135 posted on 08/16/2015 8:58:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick

97 currently, with 16%.

I need another breathing treatment. Chest pains are back...they seem to come when I first wake up. I dunno wassupwithat.


1,136 posted on 08/16/2015 9:00:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick

It’s supposed to be 95 with 100 percent humidity.

Warnings for seniors and small children and babies to stay inside. They have a cooling center near me but I’m thinking of going to a movie. Theaters are air conditioned.

Just nothing out I want to pay 10 for. I have Netflix.


1,137 posted on 08/16/2015 9:03:54 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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I’d go to a movie, but I don’t have the money, and they won’t let me bring in my own popcorn. I’d get kettle corn if I wanted to smuggle some in...with my backpack, no one would know...


1,138 posted on 08/16/2015 9:07:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Gefn

100% humidity???? I missed that when I read it the first time! Air you can drink! Last time I experienced that, I was in VA. And then MO before that. Ugly stuff.


1,139 posted on 08/16/2015 9:09:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

It’s a jungle in the DC area.


1,140 posted on 08/16/2015 9:33:44 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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