Norwegian’s have a famously dry sense of humor. Although in this case I don’t think he is trying to be funny. I mean, how would you feel about cleaning up someone’s crap out of a golf hole? It would tend to make one grumpy. I would think.
I would be inclined to quit that job and move on. Hell, flipping burgers at McDonalds is better than cleaning up someone else’s crap. I’m with you but that article is still hilarious. The idea that someone would go take a dump like that is befuddling. But then, I would love to hear his reasons and I can just imagine this if it ever goes to court. What would they call it? Premeditated crapping? After all. He or she did take a roll of toilet paper with them.
I would think about a pressure switch and a firecracker...