[DBrow]

“It produces thrust by using solar power to generate multiple microwaves that move back and forth in an enclosed chamber.”

Wait! My house has solar panels AND I have multiple microwaves! If I hook them together and move them around, my little stucco palace can SOAR!

[Political Junkie Too]

But don't forget... you have to put instant coffee in the microwave ovens for it to work.

-PJ

[Larry Lucido]

Or, you could put instant coffee in your microwave oven...