“You obviously haven’t tried Blue Bell French Vanilla . “
That’s true. I tend to avoid anything with the name “French.” I also no longer buy ice cream as it calls to me. “Hey! You! I’m in the freezer, waiting for you.” (It’s not the same voice telling me to buy an assault weapon and ammunition. I don’t understand that one as it knows I already have an assault weapon.) I’m at the point where the best way to hold onto my pants size is not to buy things that threaten it.