Police:”Guns? What guns? All we found was an old double barrel and a .22.
City of Chicongo some years back, the boys in blue get a goofy call about ‘old booogers’!Or something.
The coppers respond to find not ‘old booogers’, but a German Luger.
This one was something special and mint, they googled it the second the saw it! $$$$$$$
Ended going to the steel mills where they melt them.
One of my buds was in on this call.