Good golly!
Getting the Supremes to allow them to marry the same sex isn’t enough for them; now they want to make love to trees?
Well, as we speak, the "Falsifying Fiendish Five" on the supreme court are said to be feverishly working to fabricate a new marriage right in the US Constitution, so that these tree-huggers can do the same thing this man has done...
"Man Gets Married To A Tree In Argentina"