[tumblindice]

There was an old Scot named McTavish
Who attempted a gibbon to ravish
..But the

There was a young girl named O’Brien
Who tried to teach hymns to a lion.
..Of the lady, there’s some
..In the lion’s tum-tum:
The rest twangs a harp up in Zion.

[pallmallman]

Love the second one!!