*Fifth* deportation.
If you can do it five times *and* kill a gringa, you get to go on TV.
“The gun just went off.” Three times.
Give this busy traveler a Glock 17 with a 33 round magazine and put him in a room with 30+ Democrats and Republicans who are always blowing off about the poor “undocumented immigrants living in the shadows”.
If we were following my plan he would have been a grease spot unable to break in a 4th and 5th time.