I’m certain you already realize that this “story” is precisely typical of the dung pile which hypnotizes Americans as their once great Republic swirls down the toilet bowl. I’m just trying to guess what kind of response you are looking for here.
No disagreement with your assessment of the story, but I think he made it clear in his parenthetical statement about snarky comments; it is FreeRepublic after all. Like the libs, let’s not lose our sense of humor completely. If we can’t laugh at them, who can we laugh at?