Posting this was my tabloid moment for the day ... This story, to me, is like one of those silly tv series, where at first one is quite above it all, but then one starts watching, and gets hooked.
Now I could promise not to post any more trivial stories on silly topics. But that would be like Bristol saying that she would not have sex out of wedlock any more ...
My favorite counter example would be expecting an Italian-American family to swear off tomato sauce. God bless you and yours and poor Bristol as well.