LOL, now that was good.
"There is no winning with you people. Fortunately thanks to the USSC I dont need you...females... anymore."
*Alarm bells*
"That Putin guy on a horse sure looks dreamy..."
ACK! Thanks, Norm! I held onto lunch for a while, but no more.
Now I have to worry about you, plus scrub the mental image of Vlad's doughy pecs out of my mind.
Not to be a grammar nazi but you misspelled “Dreamy Pecs”. Just wanted to point that out...;)