That takes care of the historical aspect of this inherent evil in our society’s DNA. But there is still the matter of his name. Roof. We must ban roofs. And roofing companies and roofing materials. In order to be sensitive to the pain of hundreds of years of slavery Dylann is a part of all roofs from all buildings must be removed.
Then we can deal with storms. Banning them will be more difficult.
I was planning on starting a new business selling a newly engineered metal roof that will stand up to 500 mile per hour winds. My financial backing was to come from a guy named Dylann so naturally we were going to call it the Dylann Storm Roof. There goes my ticket to the one percent club.