Hmmm. Found dead in an elevator shaft. Since he’s not going “UP”, he must have taken “The express elevator to Hell”. (”Aliens”).
"Hello World, I’m moments away from leaving my Human body. I discovered a way to make another person murder me without even knowing it. I’ve tied a noose to the bottom of an elevator and I’m patiently waiting until someone goes up leaving me hanging...."
(Hmmm, I copied his bold, all-caps shouting goodbye, and it automatically went to "normal". Go figure. Not that I'm complaining.)