[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I have noticed that at tables, Fox always puts the women with the nicest legs on the sides, wearing their skirts, so that their long legs can be seen on camera.

[Mamzelle]

I like the Five, where either Andrea or Kelly are sitting to the left. This is a Happy Hour show, and their legs are pretty. That's fine. But their skirts also cover their rear ends.

On Friends, you have some blonde in the middle with a too-short shift on, and the camera is absolutely centered on her crotch. I really can't enjoy a news show. Maybe that's prude, maybe that's "Mom"--but I just want to tell these "strippers" to put some clothes on!!!