The good thing about cats, is you never need to worry about someone stealing one.
Cats are also not actionable. People sue each other over dogs all the time. Dogs attack people and other dogs. If two cats fight, who cares? Cats rarely attack people.
All of my cats are outdoor cats. Only one of them will venture off the property. Mostly they hunt things like moles.
Cats don’t have owners. Cats have staff.
Not true. Someone stole my ragdoll cat. She was an awesome little personality, too. Never knew a cat to fart and then smile like she did.