[Diogenesis]

[lump in the melting pot]

Will they make him wear a pair of those thick black frame glasses like all their other intellectual heavyweights?

[Covenantor]

As the Face of NBC Brian Williams will take the role of Tommy Flan-a-gan previously played on SNL by Jon Lovitz.

Lovitz said, "Brian Williams was born to play the pathological liar, Tomny Flanagan. He's a natural!"