[cport]

Reminds me of the old joke:

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade, ba-dum-dum.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

My granddaughter is really pissed at the French. She, at 10, wants to invade France and straighten them out. Probably could. Has an orange belt in Tai Quan Do and can shoot a handgun like an adult.