[Rio]

She may be onto something here. I only have my parents’ word that they are really my parents. Could have found me under a cabbage leaf for all I know.

This probably explains why I identify as Thai.

[MaxMax]

I think Rachel Dolezal will soon identify as a vibrator. It just seems to be
the natural progression at this point.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I always thought you were found in a basket, floating down the Nile among the reeds...

:-)

[Pecos]

At lease you don’t identify as a cabbage. Although, now that I think about it, I have met people with the same IQ as a cabbage, but that’s a different problem all together.