Crazy words, crazy tune
All that you'll ever hear him croon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Vo-doe-doe
Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
His ukulele, daily
How he'll strum, bom-bom-bom
Vampin' and stampin'
And then he hollers, "Black bottom!"
Crazy words, crazy tune
He'll be driving me crazy soon
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Napoleon marched his men to Waterloo
What did he say to them?
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
Washington at Valley Forge.
Frostbit and cold, and up spoke George:
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe
And Simon Legree, in Uncle Tom’s Cabin,
What did he say to Uncle Tom?
I’ll tell you what, he took his whip and said to Uncle Tom,
“Come on and Charleston!”
And in the Senate the other day,
What did our President Coolidge say?
Vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-doe-de-o-doe