[Calvin Locke]

Because you are an endangered species.

Pity. Nero Wolfe bragged about the joys of terrapin to "Les Quinze Maîtres". Would have been worth trying.

[Leaning Right]

Ha! By the way, are you a fan of old time radio by any chance? I ask that because the Nero Wolfe radio episodes with Sidney Greenstreet are quite good. iIf you are interested, let me know and I'll send you a link.

Volunteers have converted most of the great old radio shows into mp3 files. You can download them for free as they are in the public domain.