A guy tried robbing me at knife point, luckily I managed to disarm him.
I'd just bought a chainsaw.
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Yesterday, a Lumberjack slipped and cut into his leg with a chainsaw.
He lost a lot of blood, but although they managed to stem the flow, paramedics say he is still not out of the woods yet.
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I got a chainsaw in the mail today.
Now I have to send saws to five other people.
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