Posted on 06/10/2015 9:37:18 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Police in Florida say an argument over pizza ended with a man throwing a hot slice at his roommate.
According to the Tampa Tribune, the man's roommate called police after she says Daniel Allen Plunkett, 50, tossed a hot slice of pizza at her. She says it struck her left hand. The arrest report also states the woman had sauce on her shoulder. She was not injured.
Plunkett denied throwing the pizza, telling officers it was actually his roommate who was throwing pizza. Officers did note that Plunkett was shirtless and had sauce on his chest.
After further investigation, officers arrested Plunkett on charges of simple battery and for violating his felony probation.
Pizza doesn’t kill people. Parmesan does.
Violating his probation was probably the more persuasive factor in writing him up.
“I’ll cut you, man!”
If it wasn’t for the bananan grabbers, the roommate could’ve acted in self-defense.
That school board needs to be hounded mercilessly by the parents of that school until every member quits and moves. Then the parents need to have their actions made known to the people of the places they land. Ruin their lives utterly.
Until we use liberals methods against them (the non violent ones), we will only lose. Make every one of these pieces of human garbage a walking warning to others.
Well, it was justified in that case. Wasn't that the girl who attended an al Qaeda training camp in Afghanistan when she was three?
LOL... F'n liberals. They all need to be hung by their thumbs.
It's racist to throw cotton balls at someone.
There was a commentary piece in the last year about the microagression a black woman was feeling when she would walk into a store, look at the clothes, and see unprocessed cotton set up in the display. It is a constant reminder of the slaves who were forced to pick cotton hundreds of years ago.
Hung by their thumbs, I say. Hung by their thumbs!
Good thing the pizza wasn’t nibbled into the shape of a gun or he’d really be in trouble
here’s another example of why we should background check pizza orders!
Great big crime spree underway in Florida!
Send in the National Guard STAT!
It was hand-tossed.
Commentary by Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy on New England Sports Network (NESN).
Article about "PizzaGate":
Happy Anniversary, Fenway Pizza Incident
Excerpt:
The true brilliance of the Pizza Incident, or Pizzagate, lay in NESN broadcasters Don Orsillo and Jerry Remys commentary, whichas evidenced in the compilation abovedevolves into total silliness as the game wears on.
He’s in deep dish.
I never sausage a thing!
He’s battery-charged.
I think the important question now is, did the cops get there in 30 minutes or less?
[She was not injured]
Oh my. Thank heavens. I can’t imagine the horror of having pizza hit your hand.
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