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To: Tax-chick

I was offered sex today by a stunningly beautiful 26 year old woman. In exchange for that I was supposed to advertize some kind of bathroom cleaner on FR.

Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner.

Now available scented with lemon or vanilla...


931 posted on 06/27/2015 5:48:03 AM PDT by null and void (I wish we lived in less interesting times, but at least we have front-row seats.)
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To: null and void

LOL!

Your stories are pretty funny. But then, I kind of felt at home when you came to help me when I had cataract surgery...your puns were horrendously obnoxious, and I loved them all! *hug*


932 posted on 06/27/2015 5:58:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Patriotism means to stand by the country. It doesn't mean to stand by the president. Theo Roosevelt)
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To: null and void

Lol. I’m extremely interested in cleaning products.


934 posted on 06/27/2015 6:01:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.)
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