“3. Despite what you’ve heard, you probably won’t be abducted by aliens. “
I need to head there and make certain this one changes.
Build a giant crawler with an underbelly electromagnet, drive up to some unsuspecting shlubb and then drive off with them, blaring strange alien “speak” through speakers...
LOL!
How are you feeling now that you’re a year older? (That makes me feel really, really old.)
That would be expensive and difficult. Just walk up to some schlub and say “Things sure have changed since I was on earth last.” Then have some rubbery looking thing peek out of your ear, shout something, and retract.
I suspect the aliens in Area 51 (our baseball team is called “The 51’s!”) are a little more selective than local rumors indicate!
But you could probably mess up the radio transmissions if you got up to the perimeter fence... ;op