Hmmm....
Over on FauxSnooze.com there’s an article entitled, “Can Hamsters Be Happy?”
I may be wrong, but I think recent Supreme Court decisions indicate they have a Constitutional Right to be happy.
Unless you think Justice Kennedy is some kine of specist. And if you think that you may have committed a felony.
Anyway, I hope all the hamsters in the world are getting the justice they deserve. Otherwise I might have to organize a protest.