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To: Monkey Face
My stomach is killing me.

Ah, that actually sounds like the same aliens. Do you have any polyps on your stomach?

I had to convince them that I was thier life-support system and they had to treat me better. That solved the arrhytmia problem (they'd set up a jazz quartet) and the stomach problem (they really like spicy Indian food).

Their ball games still hurt my back sometimes, though.

3,345 posted on 07/28/2015 1:50:14 PM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

The only thing I have in my stomach is ulcers. Since I can’t take prescription drugs, I have to rely on home and herbal remedies to get me back on track. Cheaper, but not deductible when it comes to rent. *sigh*

I saw my stomach, once upon a time. What was supposed to be gray was a rather pretty pink, which, I was told, was a sure sign of inflammation. I was then put on Tagamet, but after a year, I quit taking it. It took over 20 years for the “inflammation” to return, so now, I eat ulcer cocktails. Not too bad as meds go...


3,349 posted on 07/28/2015 1:57:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.)
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