[Monkey Face]

I am all for the expanding tape measures, but the thing I object to is the numbers when I’m trying to lose weight and reconcile my weight-loss journal.

Somehow, it seems, figures don’t lie. But it also seems that liars can still figure.

I will ponder this.

[ArGee]

Just remember that when you step on the scale, it's not really a scale.

Is not the same as