I asked her who was going to crown her.
She told me there was nobody with a higher authority so she’d crown herself.
Poppycock.
I could crown her in my capacity as Benevolent World Dictator. Although coronations are mostly ceremonial affairs, I still see to it that they're done properly and with a minimal amount of insurrection.
Have her sycophant email my sycophant and we'll arrange the details.
You could crown Queens of the World on a regular basis, as long as they don’t know about one another. Just don’t post the pictures online.