Flaming Hawk With Snake in Its Talons Sparks Fire Near La Jolla

NBC Bay Area ^ | Tuesday, Jun 9, 2015 | R. Stickney

[moose07]

This is most disturbing turn of events!
Haggis hunting season is now over, they are currently breeding amongst the heather on the south facing highland slopes.
This golden retriever assault on the highlands could devastate the chances of a good hunt at the end of the year!
This is why I keep a breeding pair in the back yard, because of emergencies such as this. It is the only genetically pure breeding colony of haggis this side of Yorkshire.
They cost a fortune because of all the Bitter they swill through the year, but it is worth the effort to protect the species.

[Covenantor]

Well then, it's time to let slip the Border Collies and Angus is the lad for the job. An unpatrolled border is no border at all.

[Monkey Face]

In getting my bookcase filled and my patio cleaned at the same time, I ran across some calligraphy books. I can send them if Elen is interested.

I was tired last night, of course, and when my eyelids finally slammed shut, it was just barely 1800. And I woke up at 0420. Of course, I was up several times during the night, but I was able to go back to sleep. Now I’m tired again.

[Monkey Face]

I’m sorry ganag, but I can’t seem to keep up with the pace of the joviality this morning. It hurts my brane.

[moose07]

That is why we built this:

to protect the northern flocks of haggis from golden retriever raiding parties from north of the border.

[moose07]

Executive summary :
The highland haggis breeding colonys are under threat from an unexplained pack of golden retrievers.
Angus the bordercolly has been deployed to defend the the Yorkshire colony from any surprise attacks.
:)

[NicknamedBob]

It’s Saturday morning, people!

Goodness. Keep it down, willya?

[moose07]

Morning, Bob. :)

[Monkey Face]

Ah, yes...Hadrian’s Wall!! I want to see it for real!

[Covenantor]

Who can forget Sylvester Stallone speaking the line, “Yo, Hadrian, dats some wall you got there.”

Classic

[null and void]

I was offered sex today by a stunningly beautiful 26 year old woman. In exchange for that I was supposed to advertize some kind of bathroom cleaner on FR.

Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner.

Now available scented with lemon or vanilla...

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Your stories are pretty funny. But then, I kind of felt at home when you came to help me when I had cataract surgery...your puns were horrendously obnoxious, and I loved them all! *hug*

[null and void]

Awwwwww *blush*

[Tax-chick]

Lol. I’m extremely interested in cleaning products.

[Tax-chick]

Morning. Kathleen ans I are hanging out on the grounds of a very expensive private school while Sally auditions for the Renaissance Festival. Kathleen has found a fountain to play in.

[null and void]

Ajox works well for polishing knobs.

[Covenantor]

Watermelon is in season now, but make sure she only gets this kind.

[Monkey Face]

You funny, Nully!

[Monkey Face]

Bwahahah...

[Monkey Face]

Soon, I will go make the bed. I’ve taken the pain pill, but I need to get the bed made before the pill wears off enough for break-through pain. Not fun to look forward to.

It was 86 on the patio this morning. Another 112 degree day, with monsoons coming for the next four days, at least. They should be here tomorrow...

This person needs a hair cut. It’s long enough for a short pony tail but it is uneven and needs to be cut and styled. Can you Dark-FAX Jamie to me? I will return her post haste!