[Leaning Right]

Here’s a math problem I’ve been working on, just for fun. Take a shot at solving it, if you care to.

A lady (let’s call her Hillary) has been taking X number of bribes for Y number of years. She has been indicted for Z felonies.

Given that:

X > 0
Y > 0
Z = 0

Prove that Hillary is a Democrat.

[Mr. K]

if X, Y, and Z are all positive and jail time = 0 then probability of being democrat approaches 100%

[faithhopecharity]

you just proved it

[GunHoardingCapitalist]

Well if X=0, Y=0, And Z=0. In the binary world that would mean anything else is 1. If you postulate that opposite of democrat is republican, then republicans would be binary number 11, which is more, but also shows advancement from 0. 0 also represents stagnation. Yep, they are 0’s.

[GunHoardingCapitalist]

Darn those beers I read the equation wrong, will have to crunch out the numbers on that big time now.

[Talisker]

Prove that Hillary is a Democrat.

You already did: Z=0

[Eccl 10:2]

Here’s a math problem I’ve been working on, just for fun. Take a shot at solving it, if you care to.

A lady (let’s call her Hillary) has been taking X number of bribes for Y number of years. She has been indicted for Z felonies.

Given that:

X > 0
Y > 0
Z = 0

Prove that Hillary is a Democrat.

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The type of problem you pose here is known as an inequality.

All people are created equal, but some more equal than others. Those people are Democrats.

Since, Hillary is more equal than others, given that:

X > 0
Y > 0
Z = 0

Therefore, Hillary must be a Democrat.