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TRUE STORY:

After church Sunday I went straight to the hospital to visit the lead guitarist in my band, who was having chemo.

Waiting in line right in front of me were two Franciscans.

Herewith was the conversation that ensued:

Me: Pastoral Visit?

Fran: Yes...and you?

Me: Yes. I am going to visit the lead guitarist in our Music Ministry.

Fran: Oh. What Church?

Me: It’s a Biker church...but since our pastor went to Knox, I guess we are “Presbyterian”.

Fran: Oh. WE are ecuminical.

Me: So are we...we even let Kawasaki riders join!