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To: going hot

I was at a bar and saw a girl who was wearing a Jewish star, was drinking beer from a bottle and dancing like Elaine from Seinfeld. Not a stunner, not ugly, not fat, not thin. Turned to my friend and said, “Perfect!” I am marrying her.

We have been married 25 years.


117 posted on 05/25/2015 8:35:24 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liawatha, because we need to beat a real commie, not a criminal posing as one.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Regardless of how you describe her to us... I hope you still tell your wife that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Because it sounds like for you she is... true beauty is far more than what shows on the outside.


119 posted on 05/25/2015 8:42:38 AM PDT by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
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